Hello? Oh...

The song is made up of four chords that are played like this

    D    F#m   Bm     A

e|--2----2-----2----0--------------------------------------------|
B|--3----2-----3----2--------------------------------------------|
G|--2----2-----4----2--------------------------------------------|
D|--0----4-----4----2--------------------------------------------|
A|-------4-----2----0--------------------------------------------|
E|-------2-------------------------------------------------------|

Halfway through playing the A chord Ryan turns it into an A7 (we’re getting technical here people. This is achieved by adding a little finger to the e string on the third fret to make the A an A7 (please see below below). This is a fantastic little nuance that is used a lot in Cribs songs.

    A7

e|--3------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--2------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--2------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--2------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--0------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------|

          D                         F#m

With your knife and your bottle and silver spoon

Bm                       A

No one knows what you're going to do

          D            F#m              Bm          A

So stay away from everything that isn't true

             D                F#m

Cause when I hung around with someone else

Bm              A

Take your anger off the shelf

       D                     F#m               Bm

And arrange it in a way that no one else could do

    A

But you

                D                 F#m

Cause if you're dying I'd like to know

              Bm               A

And if you're on one I need to show

               D                F#m

Cause you were saying you was alone

             Bm                    A

Well there's something you need to know

    D               F#m

I'm sixteen and I'm really bored

           Bm

"But we're not going to use you we're

     D                  A

just scared we're gonna lose you"

D                 F#m             Bm

Things are better when you are on board

    A

I'm sure

              D                 F#m

But if you're dying I'd like to know

              Bm               A

And if you're on one I need to show

               D              F#m

Cause you were saying you was alone

             Bm                    A

Well there's something you need to know

              D            F#m

That you will always be my hero

         Bm                      A

With the way that you're letting go

             D              F#m

And you were saying you was alone

             Bm                    A

Well there's something you need to know

Lead Guitar Part - played x2

(01:46)

e|--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--12-12-12--14-14-14-14-14-14-14-14|
B|--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--12-12-12--14-14-14-14-14-14-14-14|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------|

(01:50)

e|--15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15---17-17-17--14-14-14--12-12-12-------|
B|--15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15---17-17-17--14-14-14--12-12-12-------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------|

(01:53)

e|---14-14-14-14-14-14-14-14--17-16-15-14-14-14------------------|
B|---14-14-14-14-14-14-14-14--14-14-14-14-14-14------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------|

(01:57)

e|---12-12-12-14-14-12---14-14-13-12-12--------------------------|
B|---12-12-12-12-12-12---14-14-13-12-12--------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------|

Then it’s back to the verse x2, ending on D

The Wrong Way To Be

Intro (and the root chords for the chorus) are B, G#m, E, F#

    B    G#m   E    F#

e|--7----4-----0----2--------------------------------------------|
B|--7----4-----0----2--------------------------------------------|
G|--8----4-----1----3--------------------------------------------|
D|--9- --6-----2----4--------------------------------------------|
A|--9----6-----2----4--------------------------------------------|
E|--7----4-----0----2--------------------------------------------|

Verse/chorus is simply this little guitar line played over and over and over…

e|---------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------4-4------------4-4-------------4-4---------------|
G|--4-4-4-4-4-4----4-4-4-4-4-4-----4-4-4-4-4-4-----3-3-4-3-3-4-4-|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------|

Martell Minitures

Martell Minitures

Intro x 2 (which doubles as chorus)

e|----------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------|
G|---9-9-9-9-9-9-9--8-8---6-6-6-6-6-6-6---8-8---------------|
D|---x-x-x-x-x-x-x--x-x---x-x-x-x-x-x-x---x-x---------------|
A|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7--6-6---4-4-4-4-4-4-4---6-6---------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------|

Chords used for the verse played as below

    A    G#   C#m     B
e|--5----4-----4----2--------------------------------------------|
B|--5----4-----5----4--------------------------------------------|
G|--6----5-----6----4--------------------------------------------|
D|--7- --6-----6----4--------------------------------------------|
A|--7----6-----4----2--------------------------------------------|
E|--5----4-------------------------------------------------------|


A                G#
How hard can it be
           C#m
To get a slap on the back from a room full of morons?
A                G#
So you hate my sunglasses?
    C#m
Well your precious Leeds is dead Just so long as you know
A                G#
The clean and the green
C#m                        *(see below)
Make up you're music scene
A                G#                               C#m      
And shy away from the words that they've written for me Can't you see
B
That


* Little guitar line just after - "Make up you're music scene"
e|----------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------|
D|-------2----2--4------------------------------|
A|---4-4----4-----------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------|


Chorus x 2  "Someones got their eye on you now"

e|----------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------|
G|---9-9-9-9-9-9-9--8-8---6-6-6-6-6-6-6---8-8---------------|
D|---x-x-x-x-x-x-x--x-x---x-x-x-x-x-x-x---x-x---------------|
A|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7--6-6---4-4-4-4-4-4-4---6-6---------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------|


Chorus (slight variation) x 2 "La la la la can you hear me"
e|-----9---9---9--------------------------------------------------|
B|-----9---9---9--------------------------------------------------|
G|---9---9---9---9---8-8---6-6-6-6-6-6-6---8-8--------------------|
D|---x---x---x---x---x-x---x-x-x-x-x-x-x---x-x--------------------|
A|---7---7---7---7---6-6---4-4-4-4-4-4-4---6-6--------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------|

Second Verse

  
A                      G#
You should leave it to me
    C#m                      **(see below)
We cover insignificant miles for a miniature bottle
A                   G#
Do you know what I mean?
C#m
I don't think so But we go for a smoke in the Smoke
A                 C
And I like what I see
C#m                                               *(see below)
It's a vicious cycle but who cares when it's happening to me?
A         G#
It's obscene
C#m
Can't you see
B
That?


** little guitar line after "miles for a miniature bottle". Just take off your 
little finger while playing C#m and move it to the 'e' string down from the 7th fret to the 6th fret (as tabbed below)

    C#m      
e|--4-4-4-4-4--7-7-7--6-6-6----------------------------------|
B|--5-5-5-5-5--5-5-5--5-5-5----------------------------------|
G|--6-6-6-6-6--6-6-6--6-6-6----------------------------------|
D|--6-6-6-6-6--4-4-4--4-4-4----------------------------------|
A|--4-6-6-6-6--4-4-4--4-4-4----------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------|

* Little guitar line just after "who cares when it's happening to me?"
e|----------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------|
D|-------2----2--4------------------------------|
A|---4-4----4-----------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------|

After this it goes back to the chorus played over and over.